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BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms
Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012
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Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
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disasterscape

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.
Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!
by ExBestem September 12, 2009
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disasterpiece

A movie that all the cast, crew, marketing people, studio executives think is a masterpiece, but actually turns out to be one of the shittiest pieces of cinema filth ever.
"Did you see Alexander?"

"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"

"But it looked so good!"

"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."
by arel December 29, 2008
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disasterbation

An irrational exhilaration and enjoyment while experiencing the effects of a natural disaster or other destructive scenario.
All these rich white folk driving around the 9th Ward in luxury coaches to go see Brad Pitt pretending to help New Orleans, it's just Yankee disasterbation.
by Cidney January 13, 2008
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Beautiful Disaster

The words that describe someone that you love and think is so perfect, but so wrong.
Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
by BeMyGenocide March 29, 2011
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