Bean Diddler

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.

"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

Starseed Diddler

The extrateresteral daddy in Stan Romacks movie. Diddler means he dangles cuck, and the word dangler means he diddled longer.

Starseed Diddler Dangler; Diddled his 7th child Emmetts cock as they shared their ice cream and swallowed whole. YUMMY

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Butt Diddler

Eliott Kohler

Eliott Kohler is a butt diddler.

by Tobasc0sauce November 6, 2017

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

Trampoline Diddler

A new swearword able to dodge the Youtube demonetisation scheme.
Created by Ciaran Carlin in his bedroom 2019

Stephen tries smells l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ like a trampoline diddler

by zaackingdom March 21, 2019