Dicknugget

someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up

1. Man Randy's Girlfriend was a dicknugget today
2. Jaime is such a bad dicknugget

by Spooginator December 24, 2008

dicknuts

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts

Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.

by JonathanXS May 15, 2013

DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.

Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

Dicknity

The level of class and standards one maintains when attempting to pick up girls.

I don't care if you were drunk. That girl totally hurts your dicknity.

by nickelfldn February 16, 2012

dicknub

When a guys dick (preferably a fuck boys dick) is unusually smaller than a muffin top.

"Omg Karen he has such a dicknub"

by Boomba boom May 25, 2016

Dickbutt

Latin: Gluteus Maximum

A Dickbutt is a mythological creature stemming from the deeps of the dark Web. It is recognised by being a penis with legs and a Penis sticking out of its rear.

David Attenborough:

Here in front of we see the utterly rare species called the dickbutt, the dickbutt is also called hermaphrodite, which means that it can mate with it self. But unlike snails, who are also hermaphrodites, they legs, punishes and asses.

by Medieval tentacle party December 15, 2016