kick dick december

this is a pass to boot any boys that participated in “slap ass month” in the dick, all month long
person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month

person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december
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destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December
“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”
by sgstd November 20, 2017
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Don't Destroy Dick December

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!
by thewallbro2a December 01, 2019
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Destroy dick december

It’s basically when no nut november is over and let the nut beast out. But you gotta follow the rules #1 destroy dick once on dec 1 then 2 times dec 2 ect. But if you have sex you win instantly (I searched it up)
Girl: wanna come over my thing ready

Man: HELL YAH LEMME AT IT

This is an example who passed destroy dick December
by The dick God May 14, 2019
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destroy your dick december

when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich
hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december

ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing

how do you do it whith out a dick dad?
by naan eat you mamaa April 29, 2019
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chop off dick december

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!
by DickLover250 October 03, 2020
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destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month
BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER
by Nyxsar MorningStar November 16, 2017
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