dependent

What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.

Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

Bitch Dependency

A disease that is the leading cause of the need-a-hoe syndrome...it is a psychological disease that can strike not only men but also women who like women. Bitch dependency can not only cause but also lead to:

-Excessive phone calling to the bitch
-Extreme increase in masterbation
-Excessive Luxury spendin' as if u were pimpin on 22's

In few serious cases, patients tend to strike women on site if bitch dependency rate has an abnormal increase,if the bitch gains control of the relationship, and even if she ignores u in public

Ex Chris Brown and Rihanna

"Dat nigga got bitch dependency"

Nigga:"Hey mama..how u doin?"
Bitch:"Ugh nigga go take a showa!!"
Nigga:"WHAT BITCH!!..SHMACKKKKKKK
Bitch:"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Look at dat trifliin bitch ass nigga he riden dat bitches nuts"

by MaCinTash Jason Elijah March 2, 2009

Desprending

"Despre"-Comes from the Word "Desperate"
"Prend"-Comes from the word "Pretend"

1. Desprending occurs when a couple is so desperate that they pretend to date. They do not exchange in physical displays of emotion as most dating couples, but instead make many witty remarks towards their relationship and even celebrate anniversaries.

It is one step above friends, but one step below dealing, and two steps below dating

2. A popular anime series featuring music by Heavy T

Maria and Tony aren't dating or dealing, their desprending

Person: hey, Maria, Tony, you guys dealing?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Dating?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Just friends?
Maria+ Tony: Nope
Person: What are you?
Maria + Tony: We're desprending!

Person 1: Hey what are you watching?
Person2: "Desprending" of course!
Person 1: that show with music by Heavy T!?!?
Person2: Yup
Person: I LOVE that show it made BILIIONS!

by Mariathegothhomelesschick October 4, 2009

DEPENDA KAREN

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.

Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.

by Neko:3 March 5, 2022

Bundancy Dependle

A spoonerism of the otherwise correctly pronounced "Bundle Dependency", part of the ZENworks Application Delivery package.

"I made it a bundancy dependle!"

by Marc Jolley March 8, 2008

car dependency

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022

CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

A mans who constantly need a female to sustain himself through life

homeboy 1: Hey you heard Travis linked up with another girl last week?
homeboy 2: For real!? mans just got out of a recent ting
homeboy 1: fr I think he has CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

by DrDefineAz June 28, 2020