Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 20, 2022

Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 19, 2020

desmond

Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out

you are such a desmond

by geamgm July 22, 2025

desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses

guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby

by urmomlovesme<3 April 4, 2022

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend🔐🔐. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and ☕️☕️.

Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass 😂😂.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!

by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022