A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

Deise

Waterford- The best county in Ireland!

Up the Deise boy!

by deisegirl August 12, 2008

deist

Someone who believes that God created the universe, but completely seperated himself from it.

Phil believes in God, but not any form of divine intervention, making him a deist.

by El Singario September 28, 2005

Delishass

When a person of interest has something more than just a great butt. Also considered a high-level term of endearment. Usually best executed when prefaced with a grunt or similar sound when a man is presented with a plateful of bacon.

Glory BE! I never noticed before, but Lindsay sure has a delishass.

by kindaHotInTheseRhinos July 28, 2011

Ass Debris

During a chair bomb explosion, the instantaneous release of ass particles in the form of a heavy gas capable of severe collateral damage to the olfactory nerves of nearby victims. This is a leading cause of chair pollution.

The strange odor that Jessica noticed while asking Jason a question was the result of Cletus' ass debris that was still present from his earlier visit.

Mary's nose wrinkled in confusion when she flopped down on the guest chair in Jason's office seconds after Tom deposited his ass debris into the chair and ran to the bathroom.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008

Deisel Meister

1. In sports...someone very beast-like. A very good player. A big, massive player. Someone that you don't want to mess with. Usually a defensive lineman.

2. To deisel meister someone is to run them over (football) or dunk on someone (basketball).

3. A big girl. Usually man-like.

#44, that defensive end for the Wolves, is one badass Deisel Meister.

by WBT January 29, 2007