Democrat

Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.

Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights.
Democrat: Great idea! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.

by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

Democrat

The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the liberals...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

by Qit February 25, 2004

Democrat

Gross pervert/criminal

Joe Biden is a democrat who molests children and murdered his former wife.

by Poundhound August 8, 2021

Democrat

Democrat, a person who is lazy, jobless, potato-brained and supports the Democratic Party.

I was born with a potato brain like our great Democrat President Joe Biden

by Lefty-dumbdumb July 12, 2021

Democrat

THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.

by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007

Democrat

The dumbest fucking person you will ever meet. Wants to pay high taxes and not pay their own. They don't work.

"Yo Ryan, You see that democrat? What a retard."

by Ryan the Goat December 23, 2020

Democrat

A person who believes in Civil Liberties of an individual. A person who wants to ensure everyone in this country has a voice and is not thrown aside for any reason in the name of greed or corruption. Sadly, the party has been taken over by moronic "Liberal" scumbags who believe that the country must be paid for by hard working people because lazy good for nothing leeches choose not to work or contribute anything to society. If these people knew what a liberal was they would run away screaming, since a liberal doesn't want a big government to rule every aspect of their lives.

I'm a democrat who believes in capitalism and a small government, but wants my tax money to fund public interests.

by Lurchinston December 24, 2012