1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position
2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere
3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move
2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere
3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move
Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!
by sixchairs January 4, 2009

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.
*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.
by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.
by FCW December 16, 2008

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail
by #swaggin July 11, 2019

The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.
Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.
by 1ijk April 23, 2020
