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Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".
by SammyBree July 21, 2013
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Dear Francis

Adjective; Describes the letter a female member of the military who is deployed to a war writes to her husband/ boyfriend at home to inform him that the relationship is over; connotation: she met someone else while she is fighting a war. Usually, Dear Francis letters admit some sort of infidelity with another serviceman.

Derives its name from the opening of the original letter.

Antonym: Dear John
I got a Dear Francis letter the other day from Afghanistan, and we're getting a divorce.
by Cagen November 10, 2010
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Dear Soul

Someone who struggles at life. A person you feel sorry for. A person with an intellectual disability.
The football player is a dear soul because he fumbles every time he touches the football.
by Nicheboi June 8, 2019
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Dear Walgreens

A website created for people who have observed strange happenings at the drugstore chain Walgreens, and feel the need to alert management (in the snarkiest and rudest way possible) as to the situation.
Dear Walgreens: I think it’s racist that you segregate your hair products based on if they were made for black hair or for everybody else’s.
by thehousegirlfriend July 9, 2011
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Dear Jane

Dear Jane首《銀河修理員》好黃
by FreeHongKong8964 August 21, 2021
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Dear Adeline

A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey.

Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Casey sent Sean a Dear Adeline. Not the classiest move but at least he's honest.
by venuswentaway May 28, 2022
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Dear John Letter

A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
by nutman common February 25, 2010
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