Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

bush diving

Performing oral sex on a woman with pubic hair.
I went bush diving on her then in her.

I went bush diving on her.

by richardc020 November 14, 2011

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009

Davina

A charming girl who could cast a love spell on any one she wants. People can open up and tell their secrets without a worry.

Very calm and down to earth until something strikes them like a match and the fire starts and thats when they become dangerous.

Women and men really tend to get attached onto Davinas and want them around, always.

I can really trust you, you're like a Davina.

"dude i fell in love with her in one second"
"dam her name is probably Davina'

by darthvader500 September 9, 2011

Davina

Davina is that one girl that makes every guy stop, turn, and stare in awe as they witness the true beauty of an angel. Her heart is bigger than thought to be possible and she gives the single most perfect hugs and cuddles. If your one of the few lucky guys that gets to kiss her time will seemingly pause and for a second you’ll feel as if the two of you are the only people in the world and when you finish you’ll soon find your self questioning why you of all people deserved the sweet and divine kiss of a goddess. Her rosy cheeks will put a smile on anyone sad guys face. Her silky hair looks so majestic and gorgeous when it flows in the wind and her beautiful brown eyes hold what seems to be an entire galaxy in them that only a rare few have the opportunity to stare into. Her hands are smooth as silk and make for great hand warmers. If she comes into your life you better hold on to her and never let go because you’ll never find a girl better than her. She’s caring and understanding, and even when she’s in pain she’ll find the time for you. She loves stealing hoodies but if you’re lucky she’ll steal your heart too. She has a hard time excepting compliments and letting people into her heart, but if you win the jackpot and she lets you in you better not break her heart and you better cherish because angels like her don’t come into your life for no reason.

Friend: I think I know who she is from like church or something
You: Makes sense because my god... Davina is an angel 🥺

by Hot_N_Ready January 5, 2021

Double Dating

When 2 cars driving side-by-side preventing other vehicle passing.

Man, I was 15 minutes late this morning because I was stuck behind a pair of double daters.

Whats going with the traffic? I bet you someone is double dating.

by Pluckyj March 5, 2009

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011