darien

Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)

The Darieners wore popped collars and Hadley Pollet belts to the game, knowing that all the hottest lax players would be ripping it up on the field that morning, despite their wicked hang overs from the house party the night before.

by Kelsey March 10, 2005

packing darkies

verb - to voluntarily expunge a turd on the basis being scared shitless.

George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.

by dero-licked December 19, 2004

Darbie

A super cool human being. Someone who will see the good in you even if you are extremely annoying. Super talented but likes to pretend she's not. Really sporty and will actually backflip across a stage but still insist she's not a performer. She's hilarious and can make anyone laugh. She's real and not afraid to and express her opinions. She cares a lot about her beliefs and will fight for them.

Darbie's pretty cool.

by Sunflower83837839 November 21, 2018

dariel

a seriously rad kid.
he's friends with everyone, even weird kids, just because he's that awesome.

Did you see Dariel talking to those nerds?
aww man he's so cool.

by jj09 June 26, 2008

choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

strangle a darkie

Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.

I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

Darien

A young gifted man that cares for everyone even his enemies. Always have been and always will be straight up and real, instead of fake. Darien's are usually black, pretty good looking and Loves Asian women. They usually contain a wide variety of talents such as beatboxing, singing, instrumental playing and sports like those who play golf. If pissed, stay out of his way, he may look weak and small but don't underestimate him, the day Darien's get pissed thats the day when judgement day comes. Although, They can be real suttle and chill at times. Also they can get a little 'too' happy therefore causing them to say something like "im gonna rape you" yet they don't mean it, around this time their hormones are stricken. In sexual terms they usually have the tendency to carry huge cocks up to 9 inches when in teenages and up to 16'' inches when fully grown male up to adult ages. They can be romantic and are great kissers. Also if married with wife and kids, can be the best father ever. May also have a strong connection with god.

Bill: Hey have you seen Darien lately?
Tom: No?
Bill: well you're missing out he's a great guy.

by James Toffler November 13, 2010