dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

by Pritvik Pratap October 16, 2023

The Dries

Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.

Hey man, got any good shit? I'm hurting bro, I got the dries.

by Firechaser March 15, 2018

dri

one of a kind, super loyal, they’re built w fangs and usually would meet one w an unfinished tat from months ago, sleeps like a baby, 10/10 driver, stay away frm them cuz they will drug ur fishies

hi dri

by sawwsha November 22, 2021

Dries

A person who abandons you when you most need them. Then later regrets it meanwhile the people they abandoned are summarily destroyed by both the abandonment and the replacement person who came in after the original person walked away.

We had built a really great team, then he pulled a Dries. Now we have to deal with this window licker who is going to get us all fired.

by MilitaryIndustrialComplex May 22, 2025