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dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.
"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"
by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007
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Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.
My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.
by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011
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dreased

To be royaly fucked without any use of lubrication or bodily fluids.
Man I got dreased hard today
by radiohead2233 April 27, 2015
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
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dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.
Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.
by JED April 12, 2005
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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk October 9, 2007
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dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.
Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.
by Dresser painter September 29, 2018
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