domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.

by akaracquel March 4, 2013

domestic rice

A term for a American brand car that has been modified with parts that have no relavance to upgrading the performance of the car.

Look at that fucking domestic rice mobile Cavalier, what does he think he's driving? A Civic?

by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

domestic overseers

Synonymous with "parents", as defined by Stewie Griffin

"It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me" -Stewie Griffin

by SMjdawg13 January 1, 2006

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011

Domestica

The reality of all things diapers, laundry, car pooling, spouse and childrearing.

"My toddler just pooped on the kitchen floor. Just another day in Domestica..."

by MrsDomestica March 6, 2012

Domestic Shorthair

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills

Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair

by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019