Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Distaster

someone who is dissing my taste

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me

by JR-JG November 18, 2011

disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

by Cmackg September 27, 2005

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.

You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!

by JDott August 5, 2016

disapater

A device (typically a large cardboard square), used as a fan of sorts, to dissipate a noxious cloud of fart-gas. The intentional misspelling "disapater" is preferred (as opposed to "dissipater") as it refers to the original article, circa 1996.

Dude, Steve ripped another one - quick, hand me the Disapater!

by turrican November 8, 2007