dirty sanchez

I. The man and woman (or man and man) engage in anal sex
II. The male continues by inserting his throbbing cock into the male/females mouth, hense leaving fecal matter in and around her/his mouth
III. Finally, they share a romantic kiss spreading the fecal matter from one partners mouth to the others

1. My girlfriend loves to eat shit so I gave her a dirty sanchez

by LuckyCharmss August 29, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

A "Dirty Sanchez" is when you insert your FINGER into a woman's/man ass then draw a mustache on that person's upper lip.

Gave her a sweet looking Dirty Sanchez last night.

by dj624 August 17, 2016

dirty+sanchez

The sexual act of a man inserting his finger into a woman's anal cavity

I want a dirty sanchez

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Dirty Sanchez

A Term to mock or make fun of New York Jet Quarterback Mark Sanchez... Should be used whenever he has or has been having a bad game or whenever he commits a turnover(Interception, Fumbles etc..)

Note: Can Be Used to Make Fun Of The Jets Also

Sports Announcer: Mark Sanchez Is having a horrible 2nd half

Jet Fan, Dirty Sanchez

Football Fan, Haha Dirty Sanchez

by Tarif 91 January 9, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.

After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩

by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017

Dirty Sanchez

Trump mocked Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — finally debuting a nickname, 'Ron DeSanctimonious'. Ron returned the favor by giving Donny a Dirty Sanchez.

DeSanctimonious Ron DeSantis stuck his red finger in Donny's ass, then giving him a Dirty Sanchez.

by Dr. Donny Oz November 6, 2022