digital paparazzi

A friend with obsessive digital camera habits who subsequently posts all images without editing in blogs, Flikr, Myspace, etc.. The modern phenomenon of constant personal photo coverage by friends with digitals.

God, I felt like Lady Di after that bitch pulled a digital paparazzi last night. Have you seen the slideshow?

by tterragnoslen July 20, 2008

digital detroit

A place on the inter-web where the users are mainly minorities and indie music bands and fans.

Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.

by Stuff White People Like September 29, 2008

Digital Spliff

One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.

Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!

by Baduss May 14, 2022

Digital Charlatan

The snake oil salesmen reborn into the digital age!

Eloquent and charming, the digital charlatan is a fraud who make exaggerated claims on technology using the latest tech buzzwords and predictions. In reality, they deliver nothing tangible and of value.

"shouldn't have wasted time on that digital charlatan and his 90 buzzwords-per-minute speech."

by cre8destiny December 5, 2018

digitally wise

Put in to use by the website www.digitallywise.com

It means one is in touch with today's tv, movies, music, and games.

"That guy is definately digitally wise."

by Phooey July 10, 2004

digital idiot

A Digital Idiot is a geeky person obsessed with technology owning latest iPad, iPhone etc but only using for basics and you ask him or her anything deeper about its functionality and they will fumble and flounder

That guy at work has just got the latest smartphone but as usual can't even download an app talk about a digital idiot

by L0v3p155 September 22, 2016

Digital Pollution

The act or process of polluting digital space with bites and bits of repetitive, worthless crap. Especially digital pictures i.e. kids, dogs, sunsets, landscapes, weddings. Bloggers are especially guilty for filling the digital spectrum with their self important rambling.

My sister is on the computer nightly contributing to the cause of global digital pollution.

by ldeporto March 13, 2009