dickshine

1. An insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the penis.

Person 1: Hey, Michelle, how are you doing today? I admire you.

Person 2: Tom, you are a dickshine.

Person 1: I resent that remark.

by boobielachascopiecopielachasboobie June 17, 2008

dickshot

1. (n.) Semen, specifically the drops of splattered ejaculate (generally on another person's face), analogous to the tiny metal pellets often used in shotgun ammunition.

2. (v. intr.) To be assaulted by someone who holds, or has held, the office of Vice President of the United States of America (so named after 46th Vice President, Richard Cheney).

3. (v. tr.) To ejaculate on someone's face.

4. (v. tr.) To injure someone by careless accident.

Some atest Hamilton's last words were, "I don't believe it! Aaron Burr just totally dickshot me!"

I dickshot that slut until she needed a towel for each side of her face.

The truck driver was horrified once he realized willful lack of sleep was the reason why he completely dickshot the man now lying in the crosswalk.

by Pahana February 16, 2006

dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.

"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."

by Notcam March 13, 2003

Duckish

Duckish; To be like a duck; Meaning a duck-like person or object; Use: John is duckish; Quacking randomly; long noses

Duckling, Ducks, Duck, Quack

John is really duckish suddenly.
I know, have you hear him quacking?

by The Jack Wagon September 17, 2010

Dickisher

When one acts upon a rude action more than once.

That was a dickisher move.

by Amber Lynnette July 6, 2011

Dickishmental

My clients reference to our president elect Donald Trump, my reference to my ex husband.

My ex husband, how would I describe him you ask?? Dickishmental, a total dick, slightly mental. Thank you Michelle for my favorite new word!!

by Pussycatmarie February 2, 2017

dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.

Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.

by _420buckets May 6, 2016