Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

dick face tuna

Someone who is really ugly.

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna

by omara April 11, 2014

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

Dickfacts

Facts that are right because guys are always right.

She’s gonna give me head tonight, and that’s dickfacts

by Burkio June 27, 2019

duckface

Duckface- the face people make (mostly female) while taking pictures, usually for myspace, facebook ect. that resembles the face of some one about to kiss another.

that bitch has fifteen pictures, all of witch she's making a duckface.

"I would love to smack the duckface off of her."

"So, i walked in to the restroom at McDonalds and some ho was making duckfaces in the mirror."

by dayman255 August 20, 2011

dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.

Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!

by helmethead101 January 14, 2008