Deuce 

a woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds but under 300 pounds - see trezor. commonly followed with a multiple of 10 to give a more precise approximation of weight.

She's gotta be at least a deuce, maybe even a deuce-forty shorty.

Deuce by Spencer Chan May 9, 2008

deuce 

noun or verb - 2 hits of a cigarette

(noun) - Yo lemme get a deuce.
(verb) - Lemme deuce that muthafucka.

deuce by youngbull July 1, 2005

Deuce 

1.An exclamation often used to substitute profane words.

2.A means of saying "goodbye".

1) "Whadda deuce?!"

2) "Peace easy.. Deuce!"

Deuce by Unknown July 14, 2004

deuce 

n. poop
v. to drop terds

deuce by Anonymous February 27, 2003

deuce 

1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls

Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!

deuce by Alex Hermann December 11, 2010

Deuce 

A poop/shit
to drop a deuce is the same as taking a shit

BRB, gotta go drop a deuce.

Deuce by fghjklkjhgfdsdefcgvhb August 8, 2016

deuce 

two drags from a cigarette

let me get a deuce
i could get a deuce?

deuce by omar March 7, 2004