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facial erection

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.
by DanRico October 5, 2013
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male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
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Rex Erection

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
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Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.
“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “
by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019
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parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?
yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception
by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007
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Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
by Davydone March 6, 2009
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Verection

When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Chick: Damn boy, when you talk naughty like that I get a verection!
by jclk March 27, 2008
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