Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

dense fuck

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

by supercow July 19, 2004

Dense Breast

A pair of fake titties

"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"

by Le Shink November 28, 2016

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Dense breast

The state of u having large andouble firm breasts

Ohhhh that girl got the dense breasts

by Derpydederpyderp October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

the act of stuffing ones bra with socks making them lumpy and dense

1.you could tell she had very dense breasts .
2.she took off her bra but she had dense breast so it was extrememley disapointing and all you could see was socks.

by jhonsena October 1, 2016