delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.

Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!

by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004

nail delay

to balance a spinning frisbee on your finger nail.

when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.

by definite lee July 27, 2005

Torrent Delay

The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.

Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!

by heyley121 August 17, 2010

stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009

delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006