ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.
by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009
A girl who is really sexually attractive to her father. When the father becomes attracted to her (usually in her early teens), he will go to lengths to try to touch her or have sex with her. Sometimes this will span over years, ending when the father either gives up, gets what he wanted, or gets jail time.
When you have a hot daughter, you may find yourself:
Kissing her on the lips, putting your hands on her hips, thinking of her when you jerk off, giving subtly sexual punishments, watching her shower/change, smelling her panties, watching her masturbate, or even touching her while she sleeps.
John had a hot daughter and found himself in her room more than he should've been. One day he got caught watching his daughter masturbating, and the next week he was caught having sex with her while she slept. After all this, John was in legal trouble for incest, statutory rape, and just bing a complete idiot.
Kissing her on the lips, putting your hands on her hips, thinking of her when you jerk off, giving subtly sexual punishments, watching her shower/change, smelling her panties, watching her masturbate, or even touching her while she sleeps.
John had a hot daughter and found himself in her room more than he should've been. One day he got caught watching his daughter masturbating, and the next week he was caught having sex with her while she slept. After all this, John was in legal trouble for incest, statutory rape, and just bing a complete idiot.
by JacobTheJackhead November 10, 2020
According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.
Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
by Zillah Lewis July 29, 2008
by Hellomofo December 08, 2021
when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
by Cl and Dee December 01, 2021
When one's bowels are not functioning correctly, and they have severe diarrhoea.
This can be referred to as having a 'water daughter' style excrement, on a regular basis.
This can be referred to as having a 'water daughter' style excrement, on a regular basis.
Man that toilet stinks, what have you been doing in there?!
Sorry dude, I've just had a seriously bad water daughter, again.
Sorry dude, I've just had a seriously bad water daughter, again.
by Skroxy April 08, 2011
Lourdes Maria Leon. A very hot woman who is so pretty she makes Madonna's face look like a foot. I don't see how she puts up with her mother always bitching at her. She would make a great fuck diva and/or fuck model and/or hetaira.
Madonna must not know she makes her face look like a foot or she would want to be seen with her.
Madonna must not know she makes her face look like a foot or she would want to be seen with her.
Madonna's daughter makes her face look like a foot.
by The Fury 13 November 04, 2010