Dan

The best -est boyfriend you will ever have he is romantic, sweet, kind, caring, loving, to many words to explain! His eyes are like a mirror! when you look into them u see the whole world. you cant stop thinking of him no matter what, he make u smile and laugh all the time!

(girlfriend talking to her best friend) Dan is the best est boyfriend i have ever had!
(best friend) i wish i had a boyfriend like dan!

by girlfriend2288 August 26, 2013

DAN

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.

Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.

by M3Me December 12, 2016

Dan

He gets 50 s on tests, says he gets all the chicks but never gets layed. He also plays fortnite while playing the skin flute to the season 6 zoey

Dan is a fucking nigger

by Thefuckingnigger October 1, 2018

Dan

Dan is annoying. He is unable to hear Chris. I believe it is because he thinks that Chris is a fat bumm. But he, like most of the time. Is WRONG. I wonder why...

Dan likes sushi.

by The moo-moo KING! October 15, 2018

Dan

A ginger queer that smokes pot on a regular basis. He's a very angry ho and breaks shit constantly. Is a danger to be near.

Wow that Dan is a fucking retarded bitch, stay away from it!

by Lil Ho Ass Bitch December 19, 2018

Dan

Acronym meaning- Dumb Ass Nigger

Look at that dan acting like a fucking gorilla.

by taking it to far June 10, 2011

Dan

A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.

Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.

by John Baltoni July 16, 2008