Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

by cookielovers June 4, 2009

Cooter Club

The opposite of a sausage fest in which several women congregate and take part in mass scissoring

I arrived at my house to the surprise of my wife and her cooter club scissoring on my bed.

by Cunt Lover 33 May 22, 2010

cooterfister

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.

"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."

by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter flaps

the lips of a female pussy

I spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit.

by Teren Sorellia May 23, 2009

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016