When a really sexy girl laughs so hard that she pees all over your lap. You can't help but enjoy it because of her good looks, but secretly you don't appreciate all of the urine on your lap.
by Jdizzle444 March 26, 2013
Get the CuozzoCackling mug.An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi
*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi
Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!
Guy 1: Dude!!
Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.
Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017
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A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.
Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.
Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.
Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!
Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!
by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017
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Get the cum cuzzler mug.The result of an explosive ejaculation from a male into a female ( or males ) ear.
The cum seaps into the brain tissue therefore altering and mutating the cells creating a Cumzombie.
The cum seaps into the brain tissue therefore altering and mutating the cells creating a Cumzombie.
by Megholas November 1, 2010
Get the Cumzombie mug.Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone
Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual
Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above
Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective
Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual
Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above
Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective
Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."
Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."
Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."
Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."
Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
by N and M February 25, 2011
Get the Cuzzle-sack mug.When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!
by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005
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