The most toe curling opinion

Orange juice is better than apple juice

Person 1: I love apple juice
Person 2: I have the most toe curling opinion, apple juice sucks

I'm mars and I approve this content

Hi ren

by Mars is best May 30, 2022

Curling team

The male equivalent of a camel toe when only the balls show.

When Julio sat down I could see his curling team protruding like lion cubs from his pants.

by zecannon November 14, 2016

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

Culking

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022

Shoe Curling

when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.

basically like ice curling but with shoes.

ITS NICHE !!!

The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING

by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011

astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town

Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"

by Falsifications January 31, 2020

Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022