cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

cuntscrape

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the result of a papsmear examination, that is, scrapings of a cunt.

You're such a cuntscrape, Brownie.

by C C April 4, 2004

Cuntscene

When you're simply surrounded by a bunch of cunts. I.e. the moment you realise everyone around you actually is a massive cunt.

The place where the cunts hang out.

I remember the glory days, when Hank's gingerbread house of anal destruction was the revolving door of the cuntscene.

Helen welcomed Laura and Luke into her cuntscene domain.

-Helen "hey, see that guy over there?"
-Luke "Yeah"
-Helen "That guy looks like a total cunt"
-Luke "I bet that guy's in a cuntscene"
-Helen "Thats the shit

by morgashkitchmeister March 2, 2010

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

cuntsickle

when a woman cacths her cum jucies in a drink and freezes it and gives it to a the person they had sex with to lick, like a freeze pop.

this girl made me a cuntsickle after we had sex. it had a crazy taste to it.

friend: you idoit, you eat her pussy jucie, hahaha.

by Aaron 45 May 18, 2008

cuntact

An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.

'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'

by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011

cuntsandwich

An asshole who needs to get they ass BEAT.

Alfredo tried to throw shade with his lousy-ass. He just a little cuntsandwich

by LivingCarcass March 19, 2018