Cuntaholic

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.

You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'

by Astro73 December 4, 2021

Cantaloupic

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!

My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017

Eye contact

1. Ultimate source of awkwardness
2.way to fall in love

1.I just made eye contact with a random guy....it was so awkward

2. Me and my bf just made eye contact

by Urban dictionary kid February 1, 2020

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

Cuntator

1) A female version of a dictator.
2) A very strong female who misuses her power.

1) That Professor rules her Department with an iron cunt. She's such a cuntator!!

by Vionbringer February 28, 2010

cantaloupical

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.

Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!

by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017

reverse centaur

a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.

b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.

"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"

by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012