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Chandler

(n)
1. asdlfkjaslkdf (random)
2. very crazy and friendly
3. often gets in trouble
4. Likes funny stuff
5. MILFFFFFF
6. has best friend Sandy (milffffff)

(v)
1. to totally own at anything
2. to easily penetrate something
whoaaa dude the way you were acting was so Chandler. You better lay off the ganja man...

Dude I just chandlered your mom.
by owoieuraslkf December 6, 2006
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Chandler

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.
Chandler actually won a challenge for once!
by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019
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Chandlers Ford

A curious phenomenon of a place.

Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.

Home to many a rich family of dickheads.

Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.

The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'

'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
by sfcFTW November 2, 2011
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Chandler

Chandler, the character in friends who is the "funny" one and always has something sarcastic to say.
1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls
Random person: He was being such a chandler, making fun of my hair.

Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.

Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!
by Spongochild December 31, 2008
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Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.
Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.
by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011
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Chandler Dabbs

I am going to Chandler Dabbs your anus.
by Wrastlin February 3, 2014
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Chandler

A son of a bitch with an M60 and a dream
“That Chandler decided to stay in the jungle and give covering fire. We’ll have to go back and get him.”
by senpai monkey December 28, 2018
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