Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009

Cubbery

To play so poorly or to lose in such an outrageous fashion that only the Chicago Cubs seem able to do.

Wow, my team just walked six straight batters then threw a wild pitch to blow a three run lead, then gave up a grand slam to lose. That is some real Cubbery!

or

That team's Cubbery caused them to not score even though they had the bases loaded an no outs.

by Chad in L.A. August 10, 2007

Camberwell

An area of London in the boroughs of both Southwark and Lambeth, between Brixton and Peckham. At the centre of Camberwell is the Camberwell Green, which is an important junction on any London Bus Map. The legendary Wilson's School (since moved to Wallington) was founded here in 1615. There is a large park called Ruskin Park, which is situated next to the huge King's College Hospital which has seen the birth of many a young genius. Camberwell also has a large Greek Orthodox church, and has a large Greek community. Charlie Chaplin was born nearby, up the Walworth Raad. Camberwell has achieved a gangsta reputation, and is the scene of frequent violent crimes. Unfortunately it is in Millwall territory, which may be a cause when we look at the volume of violence in Camberwell. It is not advisable to go wandering around Camberwell at night, particularly alone.

Person A: Come we go Camberwell.
Person B: Nah blud, allow, I ain't got ma gat.

Person C: One of my mans got gunned down in Camberwell.
Person D: (sarcastically) No way!

Person Z: I was born in King's College Hospital.
Person Y: That's beyond, I wish I was born there, it's the most gangsta hospital in London, the babies are born with doo-rags there.

by Airways November 15, 2005

Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

Cumberboy

The male fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. They don't have to be gay but they're mostly obsessed with his beautiful eyes and sexy voice.

Brad- "Benedict Cumberbatch is so sexy."

Daniel- "Dude, are you turning into a cumberboy?"

by TheRealJazzy April 10, 2013

cumberland jawns

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"

Joey: "What's good, Cumberland Jawns?"
Lawrence: "Not much, Jawns. Just chillen"

by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016

Cuberculosis

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

by itsme843 November 24, 2009