cumfold

Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.

"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."

by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007

Caffof

The dopest most real friend group a person could ever be apart of.

Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.

by Prankwars November 24, 2018

Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.

Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.

by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020

liberty cuffs

Embroidered, often ornate strips of cloth sewn into the cuffs of Navy dress blues uniforms and worn when on liberty with the cuffs buttoned backward to expose the embroidery. Often oriental in origin and theme--many of them display dragons.

If Shore Patrol catches you with your liberty cuffs visible, you can be put on report for being out of uniform. I have never met anyone put on report for this infraction.

by Joe Bix December 11, 2011

Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

by Tenderiser October 30, 2011

Muff in Cuffs

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.

I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.

by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008