Spicy Cucumber

The act of putting hot sauce on a penis and having vaginal sex.

My vaginia still burns from your Spicy Cucumber.

by Frenchman86 August 13, 2016

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Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

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Cucuy

Mythical creature that mexican people fear.

Oh shit it's Cucuy...RUN!

by Adrian14 August 7, 2005

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An unconsciously liberal, emasculated "conservative" who, along with avowed liberals and disguised liberals (neoconservatives), derives his greatest pleasure from furiously cranking it in the corner while watching Paco, Jamal, and Abdul gang rape Lady Liberty.

As a Jack Kemp Republican and thus a pitiful virtue-signaling cuckservative desperate for the approval of both avowed and disguised liberals, Congressman Paul Ryan lusts for "comprehensive immigration reform"; that is, for giving amnesty to millions upon millions of third-worlders at the expense of actual Americans.

by Alphonsus Jr. March 31, 2017

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cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

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