custard hug

The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup

Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug

by RedNick73 September 16, 2017

Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Custard apple

When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple

"Last night I gave her a custard apple "

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Custard Kid

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

by anonymous3748273 May 3, 2022

[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)

the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.

by JDursse January 3, 2009

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012