Clotilda

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A name of a girl who is very forgetful, super sexy, and likes to dirty dance. Chances are, her head gets dry and itchy all the time and it disturbs her best friends. Clotildas can manipulate relationships from across the country, and always have the best snacks in there house. They are very athletic but at the same time HATE running. They are their worst critics when it comes to there looks, weight, and mostly, HEIGHT. Clotildas are beasts at basketball and beasts in creativity, which makes them beasts at life. If you know someone named Clotilda, well, chances are they are extreme drama queens with awesome moms. Oh, and they are very picky when it comes to which orange they like to pick.

Clotilda was the name of a queen in france

Clotilda by canthisnamebeanycooler8910 September 4, 2011

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Clothilda

A Clothilda is a quiet, blond hippy and a smart satanist. Who won't repent to god because of her boomer dad, thats based and redpilled, but also a stupid liberal. She is secretly a Jew, who has been stalking me for a week now. (Help)

look at that hippy, she is a Clothilda

Clothilda by No i'm not a stalker April 13, 2019

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Clotilde

A beautiful girl, generally from France, who has a lovely personality & is great to be around. She is loved by many & has a heart of gold. She has an amazing friend who she loves very much, Candida. To be friends with a girl named Clotilde (Clo for short) will make you a thousand times happier.

Clotilde Sebag

Clotilde by fairyface November 23, 2011

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Clothilda

Shut up James

James why do you do this to clothilda

Clothilda by floccinaucinihilipilification7 April 27, 2019

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clotilde

someone who needs to know exactly what they have. someone who takes the people in his/her life the way they should be. someone who can be a giant teddy bear when he want to be. someone who can be a big sweet heart.

jackass dipshit teddy bear clotilde

clotilde by zombielandsuperwoman December 10, 2011

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Maria Clotilde

A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.

A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.

Maria Clotilde by izzy_15 September 5, 2020

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Clotilde

Probably from France or Belgium.
Addictive smile and has a super witty sense of humor. She has that silent charisma that will make you at ease in every situation. Non judgmental as hell, always up for new adventures. Loves a confy outfit.

Wow, these sneakers are so Clotilde…

Clotilde by the one you wouldn’t expect November 22, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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