crumpetto

crumpetto loves sasha from aot and is a funny person they’re also a really great artist !!

“hey do you know crumpetto ??”

“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”

“no way !!”

by sumireslover September 15, 2021

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

Satay Crumpet

Wiping your arse on the bath mat.

We ran outta bog roll so I had to make a satay crumpet

by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019

Blended crumpet

A handsome man

He was very blended crumpet

by Blended September 1, 2020

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

Busting a Crumpet

Taking a shit. A bad one.

Where is Jared?
He’s been busting a crumpet for 10 minutes now.

by Whiplax22 August 10, 2019