CronK

has to be used with a capital K. can be used as CronKed. Used as a code word for alcohol or drunk.

im not sure i can go to Jerry's house, im a bit CronKed on the Cronk sauce

by american roadman June 27, 2019

Cronk

Cronk is a synonym for idiot, generally used lightheartedly as banter.

Don’t be such a cronk, Penelope.

by MinecraftLover999 November 29, 2019

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

Griffin cronk

Sexiest guy of all time and has the ability to make any girl orgasm for hours. Is very smart, cool, and has a huge dick. Has probably had sex with your girlfriend.

Guy 1: my girlfriend cheated on me with Griffin Cronk
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo

by Mr cool kid 1234 October 18, 2018

Cronk

Noun.

An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.

"The cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. I was clearly twisted off my cronk"

by cheekychappie September 10, 2014