crowbarsexual

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

by VampedHead December 6, 2023

Croward

someone who only does things in crowds because they're a coward

Jeff always needs at least four people with him at all times. What a croward.

by Yuhhhhh6125 November 17, 2022

Crowcar

Any vehicle, parked in any location, but necessarily near where any roost of crows may occur and whereupon said vehicle, upon said roost of crows happens to occasion, becomes a specific target of mobbing by the roost and most especially, but most certainly not discluding other behaviors (i.e. flying about the vehicle, divebombing the vehicle etc.) via the means of defecation.

Person 1: Wow, Bob's vehicle became a crowcar last night by that roost
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?

by rg84 March 30, 2025