The act of making up excuses to protect yourself from sexual intercourse by the man who wants to fuck you. This is not to be confused with a cock block.
Guy: Sooo, you wanna get out of here and go back to my place?
Girl: Yeeaah, uhhm, actually Im really tired and need to catch up on the last season of 90210 but thanks.....
Guy: This smells like a clit cover to me.
Girl: Yeeaah, uhhm, actually Im really tired and need to catch up on the last season of 90210 but thanks.....
Guy: This smells like a clit cover to me.
by newm3dicine May 2, 2009
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Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.
Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.
It cost me $200 for dinner but the commisson on the sale was $2,000. I covered my nut and then some.
by Jim Blood January 31, 2004
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Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.
Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.
Jessie: Do you know how to use it?
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.
by Otis Washington October 26, 2006
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First off, if your mommy and daddy aren't local teachers, police or any other town employee and life time Coventry residents you're fucked. Don't expect playing time in sports, no matter how good you are, extra help from teachers or anything else for that matter.
Also, Coventry High School is home to upper-middle class jackasses who think they own the ground you walk on. This, is all because they live in the MAGICAL UTOPIA "WOOD ESTATES" which is nothing more than overpriced raised ranches on the mud hole that is Johnson's Pond. These people all walk around feeling that mommy and daddy will provide... becasue they do and these kids have 0 independence.
Third, the building was designed by a retard.... FLAT ROOF IN NEW ENGLAND?! Are you kidding me?
Lastly, these kids are all miserable little brats. They sit around and act like HARD CORE G's. Also, they love to break your balls until you're pretty pissed and then when shit gets intesnse, back off and act like they were just fucking around.
First off, if your mommy and daddy aren't local teachers, police or any other town employee and life time Coventry residents you're fucked. Don't expect playing time in sports, no matter how good you are, extra help from teachers or anything else for that matter.
Also, Coventry High School is home to upper-middle class jackasses who think they own the ground you walk on. This, is all because they live in the MAGICAL UTOPIA "WOOD ESTATES" which is nothing more than overpriced raised ranches on the mud hole that is Johnson's Pond. These people all walk around feeling that mommy and daddy will provide... becasue they do and these kids have 0 independence.
Third, the building was designed by a retard.... FLAT ROOF IN NEW ENGLAND?! Are you kidding me?
Lastly, these kids are all miserable little brats. They sit around and act like HARD CORE G's. Also, they love to break your balls until you're pretty pissed and then when shit gets intesnse, back off and act like they were just fucking around.
by BossMAN August 3, 2012
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"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010
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1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
by Jason June 30, 2004
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