la crotch

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.

Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!

by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011

Dune Crotch

When you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. It creates a noticable discomfort known as "dune crotch."

"I should've taken a shower, I've got such bad dune crotch.."

by Cristo Tejada August 17, 2011

Crotch Droppings

Kids, especially bratty ones.

She has eight crotch droppings with eight different baby daddy.

by MysteryGrrl August 3, 2005

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

by tobytime October 28, 2009