halfway crook

A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"

by ACG2x March 4, 2005

spinning a crook yarn

the act of telling a story which is incredulous, ridiculous or not believable.

"oi cmon davo, you're spinning a crook yarn, mate"

by brunetang January 24, 2018

Stoney Crook

A place in Nawf Dallas Texas, located in Lakehighlands area...home of Local rappers Mr.Pookie And Mr.LUCCI...
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground

Stoney Crook Soljas

by 2Ton-Te3zy October 4, 2008

Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

by oG WiL March 7, 2003

V-crook

when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)

what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?

by yanaviv July 18, 2005

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017