Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head

Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

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jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 01, 2014

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Croissant Beour

A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you

Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.

We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them

by Jamezy October 05, 2023

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