the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity

Kill me, am not being the second croissant again

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy

oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

by Papacito December 6, 2020

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.

I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016