Crowbard

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface

Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

Crowbaria

A type of flower that grows in the summer and rarely in the winter. It's the only flower in existence so far to display any kind of sentience, and may smack any bugs that come near it, much like a venus flytrap.

Dude that Crowbaria just bitch that wasp!

by Dakken1 June 22, 2022

Croward

someone who only does things in crowds because they're a coward

Jeff always needs at least four people with him at all times. What a croward.

by Yuhhhhh6125 November 17, 2022

crowbarsexual

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

by VampedHead December 6, 2023

Crowbar

Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man

“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”

by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024

Cobar

"Cobar" as an all-powerful being could be envisioned as a deity or cosmic entity possessing unparalleled might and influence. This entity might transcend mortal limitations and govern aspects of the universe with supreme authority. Cobar could be depicted as a creator or ruler of worlds, with the ability to shape reality according to its will. As an all-powerful being, Cobar could be worshipped, feared, or revered by various cultures or civilizations within a fictional universe. Its name might evoke a sense of awe, majesty, and the unfathomable depths of its power.

Amidst escalating tensions among galactic factions, Cobar, the All-Powerful, materialized. With a single commanding gesture, order was restored, and all present bowed in solemn reverence to the overwhelming might of the cosmic arbiter.

by MingYong April 28, 2024