Definitions by VampedHead

crowbarsexual 

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

crowbarsexual by VampedHead December 6, 2023

Phenocastifoniacardiacbirdmonkeytouchingme 

The meaning when you feel a animal is touching you like a bird or monkey, like you feel small hands touching you.

Dude I feel Phenocastifoniacardiacbirdmonkeytouchingme right now it's so weird.

Phenocastifoniacardiacbirdmonkeytouchingme by VampedHead May 6, 2023