greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

Cripzophrenia

A mental illness that causes a person to start crippin whenever they get mad (from SpongeQuan Ep 2)

SpongeQuan: Ay yo, I swear you got cripzophrenia bro.
Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin

by Dubiks February 3, 2019

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 23, 2021

Critchley

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010

Critical Thrace Theory

the harbinger of death.

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end

by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021