crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023

crionly

A shortened term of felony and crime.

"Dude you committed a crionly!"

by i4ba6g4rigt February 10, 2024

Crioni

Crioni is one of the most genuine dudes you'll ever meet. He's funny, charming, intelligent, and an exceptional athlete. Crioni is a friend who you never want to let go.

Dang, Crioni is my best friend!

by henrydavidson February 17, 2024

Creton

A special kind of asshole

Ben Shapiro is an asshole, a Creton if you will...

by bl4hbl4h March 12, 2024

CRiTORA

dogshit show made by a patheic manchild of a person who once got mad at me for asking if i could make a crossover fanfic between his shitty show and FNaTI Death one of the best things to exist
the example below is a fictionalized overdramatized version of the incident

me: hey sup ddb can i make a crossover fanfic between critora and fnati death?
him:NO!!!!! YOU RUINED MY LFIE I HATE YOU I WANT YOU BANNED!!!!!! YOUR A POOPNOSE!!!!
me:ok.

by da awesome handsome shitmaster April 3, 2024

Criting

Criting (short for critical insulting) is an act of throwing slow, but extremely effective & damaging insults at someone as in contrast of “packing” which uses fast pace small & ineffective insults. One major example of criting is in Mach of 2023 when Lowteirgod used it against packgod, from that point on packgod became irrelevant.

(Criting example)

Packgod: point guard for duke 6-uh, 69. And I can dunk on Lowteirgod cuz he’s uhh, he’s my little bitch.

Lowteirgod: I heard you were 5’1 bro, is that true? Somebody said he was 5’1, is that true?

by Startupedition April 2, 2025

Critank

When a person(s) cries while defecating and and masturbating.

I was was so upset on holiday I went for a critank in one of the guest bathroom's.

by Dbp26 September 1, 2025