chipafolmolia

When the sharp edge of a chip hits the roof of your mouth.

I had severe pain in my mouth due to chipafolmolia.

by Gregory Capybara III October 2, 2023

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

crapaganda

A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumors, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls short of being an accurate classification.

'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Bowling for Columbine' are two deplorable pieces of crapaganda produced by the bloated socialist fucktard, Michael Moore.

by BDA August 10, 2004

crapancho

A Device in which you put on your "anus" while in a Sumo Fight so that you can drop a few pounds as you are in combat

my Crapancho is heavy, I need to empty it

by Kyle Magnusson September 22, 2003

CRAPASM

the euphoric feeling you get following a good shit.

"man, i gotta go drop a deuce."
"gross, dude. thanks for sharing."
........
"that felt so good. i think i just had a crapasm"

by becca711 April 8, 2008

crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood

There's roaches all over this crapartment

by RazMutant April 27, 2008

Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009