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Colbert Creamer

On the March 30, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the first ever Colbert Creamer by taking a Pringle, putting whipped cream on it, and then topping that with another Pringle.

This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!
Dude, these Colbert Creamers are so tasty!
by MasonPlaya March 31, 2010
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Creeker

Used in the Southern United States of America to refer to a back-woods, inbred person, whose mama and papa were blood relatives. Always massively ignorant and always dumb as a post. Physically they appear strange, almost always with wide-spaced eyes and black hair, due to their inbred genetic deformities.
That Little gal was a creeker, so he supposed now one would give a damn if he took her back to his shack and gave her a header.
by Unka Willbur August 26, 2010
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pubic creamery

When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.
Lil Larry & 'nem gave LaDasha a pubic creamery before she shaved all her pubic hair.
by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010
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Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 7, 2012
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Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. October 4, 2006
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Creamers

South Dublin slang for pints of Guinness. The word refers to the creamy head that draught Guinness is famous for.
Alex: Myself and the guys are going out for a few creamers, d'you wanna come?
Adam: Yeah sure sounds deece.
by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020
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Wipped Creamer

Anally inserting wipped cream and getting your anis to the mouth level of your significant other. Once there you shotgun all the wipped cream into the persons mouth for a sweet treat.
Dang bro I Wipped Creamered my girl last night and I think a piece of crap went in her mouth!
by Piggy123 March 16, 2014
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